Archive for the ‘ Covert BlackBerry Usage ’ Category

 
Monday, November 17th, 2008

Riding somewhere with the family is close quarters.  It’s hard to sneak a peek at your inbox.  We highlighted the co-driver idea a few months ago.  This takes you to a whole new level.

So you think the car is pulling to the left.  Pull over somewhere.  Safely.  Don’t be an idiot and park on the interstate.

The best tire is front left, provider you’re the driver.  If she’s the driver, then it’s rear right.  This keeps you out of view. 

If you need to buy extra time, go for the gold and change the tire.  Hard to argue with all that effort.  But we guarantee you that you will regret it later.

Rating:  Desperate
Simplicity:  Moderate to Difficult
BB Time:  2-30 minutes
Honesty:  Deceptive

 
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

You know you’ve been out with the family for dinner.  The BlackBerry vibrates.  What do you do?  Your spouse would cringe if she saw you typing away and ignoring the question of "How was work today?" Today’s tip is simple, yet effective.

Tables at food places are typically wobbly.  This is your chance to take advantage of the opportunity to catch up on some BlackBerry usage.  It’ll only work once….and you better hope your phone doesn’t ring in your pocket after she thinks it’s on the floor.

Rating:  Desperate
Simplicity:  Moderate
BB Time:  1-2 minutes
Honesty:  Deceptive

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*Important Covert BlackBerry Tip - Make sure to actually take something along with your BlackBerry under the table to actually shim the table.  Otherwise you may be in deep doo doo.

 
Monday, October 6th, 2008

Depending on the seating configuration in your vehicle, you might be able to squeeze a spot between you and the door or the middle console for your Blackberry to rest in clear view.

You’d be stupid to look at it while driving, of course.  Save your glances for the parking lot.

Rating:  Convenient
Simplicity:  Simple
BB Time:  1-5 minutes
Honesty:  Honest

 
Monday, September 22nd, 2008

The memo application on the Blackberry is convenient.  Better yet, use it to its maximum potential:  check your inbox and RSS feeds while you’re taking notes. 

Be careful to avoid lengthy reading.  You don’t need to read the notes you’ve just typed…so you’ll rile some suspicion if you spend too much time not typing.

Rating:  Convenient
Simplicity:  Simple
BB Time:  1-5 minutes
Honesty:  Misleading

 
Monday, August 18th, 2008

blackberry-toilet It’s hard for your family and friends to argue with you if nature calls.  I mean, come on, what are they going to say?  "Hold it"?

Enjoy the freedom a trip to freshen up gets you….to check up on your emails and make that necessary phone call.

Rating:  Convenient (unless it’s a smelly public restroom) 
Simplicity:  Simple
BB Time:  2-10 minutes
Honesty:  Misleading


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